04.10.09

F MY LIFE

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F My Life is kind of like Twitter for people who wish they hadn’t gotten out of bed this morning.

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04.09.09

I’LL CURE YOU

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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women.

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KEYBOARD CAT

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Play him out Keyboard Cat.

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04.03.09

NY SHOOTING SPREE

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12 to 13 people were killed today when a gunman walked into an immigrant services center and opened fire. As many as 30-40 hostages may have been taken before the gunmen reportedly turned the gun on himself.

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04.02.09

BLAGODOUCHE INDICTED

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Former Illinois Governor Rob Blagojevich was indicted on 16 racketeering, fraud and extortion counts. He’s basically being charged with using his seat as an outpost for an organized crime ring. Is that the sound of metal bars clinking?

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DESPERATE MEASURES

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As the saying goes, ‘desperate times call for desperate measures’ a father walked into a convenience store with his 9 year old daughter in tow and robbed a convenience store at gunpoint.

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04.01.09

FINANCIAL FOOLS DAY

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The GOP announced it’s budget plan today on Capitol Hill and immediately following the left began crying that it was more of the same that got us into the recession we are in now. The scary question is beginning to emerge here, does anyone have an feasible answer as to how we dig ourselves out of this heap?

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G20 PROTESTS

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Police have met with violent protesters today as world leaders gathered at the G20 summit in London to discuss the world’s financial woes. The day is already being called ‘financial fools day’.

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03.30.09

SPIDERMAN

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A man who was paralyzed for 20 years is mysteriously revived to the point of walking again by a spider bite.

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SKYPE FOR iPHONE

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Yes, SKYPE will now be available on the iPhone. News will be released on Tuesday March 31st.

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SHAMWOW SMACKDOWN

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The shamwow guy has been caught in a little hooker tongue-biting love trap that he had to beat his way out of. You can’t make stuff like this up. Sham-pow!

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THE MEMORY WAR

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What exactly is the war in Iraq and Afghanistan doing to the minds of our troops and how are they adjusting on their arrival home? Matthew Newton delves into that very subject for Good Magazine.

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03.25.09

AD DISCRIMINATION

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An exhaustive new study of America’s advertising industry released today has found dramatic levels of racial discrimination throughout the industry.  Bias against African-American professionals was found in pay, hiring, promotions, assignments, and other areas.

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F-BOMB ECONOMY

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According to current research statistics, as the economy has sunk swearing has been on the rise. The real question is, who is the dumb fuck in charge of such a bullshit fucking research study? Study something that helps you fucking dumb asses.

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SKYPE THE WORLD

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Skype has now risen to the top as the world’s largest long-distance phone company (or the world’s biggest minute stealer). Long live the internet.

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03.20.09

TOP MODEL MAYHEM

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A Manhattan casting call for America’s Next Top Model incited a near riot this week after Tyra Banks sent out the bat symbol for lunatics. Is this a clear signal for the end of times? Maybe. Just maybe. Probably the last link to US Magazine on this blog ever (I promise).

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03.18.09

RICHARDSON PASSED

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Tony Award-winning actress Natasha Richardson, 45, a member of a British acting dynasty (the Redgrave family), passed away March 18 from a head injury she suffered while skiing.

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FED ADDS $1.15 TRILLION

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In a shocking move that many are describing as ‘kitchen sink economics’ the Federal Reserve announced Wednesday that they would add another 1.15 trillion dollars into the financial system in a stepped-up effort to spark a quicker economic recovery in the United States. What does this mean for the value of U.S. currency or the very notion of value in the American economic system? Only time will tell.

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