03.16.09

OLD AGE 27

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A new research study claims that old age may begin as early as 27 years of age. No wonder I can never remember where I put my keys.

written by Christopher

03.15.09

ALABAMA MASSACRE

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In another sad turn of events a young 28 year-old gunman kills 10 people in southern Alabama including an 18 month old child. Police say they have found a list of people the gunman claimed had ‘done him wrong.’

written by Christopher

03.08.09

SPRING BACK TO BED

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Scientists are discovering that the spring time change that pushes the clock an hour forward messes with body rhythms and our biological clock. Which might help explain why you will wake up late for work this week and still be up in the middle of the night.

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PIMP THIS BUM

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The website Pimp This Bum attempts to relate the story of Tim Edwards, a onetime office manager and home owner who is now living on the streets. The site also helps raise money to help Edwards get off the streets. Boy is this ever a metaphor for the current economy.

written by Christopher

03.03.09

CAT BONG

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A cat was found stuffed inside a homemade bong that it’s owner was apparently smoking out of while the cat was inside. The owner claimed he was just trying to mellow out the cat.

written by Christopher

02.26.09

127 MILLION CAP

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NFL teams were informed that the salary cap would be increasing by $4 million to over $127 million for 2009. Still pays to be a jock. Good luck with turning that whole education thing around in the U.S. Teachers usually start around 30,000 a year. But who needs education when you can throw on a helmet and kick some ass right? Right!?!?!

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02.23.09

WIFE BEHEADED

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Muzzammil Hassan, founder and CEO of Buffalo, N.Y.-based Bridges TV which launched in 2004 with a mission to show Muslims in a more positive light, was charged after beheading his wife, Aasiya Hassan and calling the police to brag about the murder.

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SLUMDOG SWEEPS

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Slumdog Millionaire sweeps the 81st academy awards with 8 oscars including best picture.

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02.22.09

15 ON EMPTY

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So what are the top 15 emptiest cities in America?

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02.17.09

8 BILLION IN FRAUD

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Barely having caught their breath from pulling their heads out of their collective asses to uncover the Madoff scandal, the Securities and Exchange Commission saw even further past their corrupt noses to discover yet another case of unbelievable fraud to the note of 8 billion dollars. This time the accused is the Standord Financial Group. Can someone please explain to the shell-shocked public how any of this happened under the watch of government officials?

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02.15.09

I AM WALKING

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Christopher Howe is attempting to walk 6583 miles from Los Angeles to Brazil to illuminate our infinite potential.

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02.14.09

200 BILLION FOR PORK

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There is already speculation that as much as $200 billion dollars may go towards pork spending and pet projects if the new stimulus plan is passed. We have paid to bailout our banks and now this? Our government, corrupt officials and businessmen are taking this country to the cleaners and asking those of us who cannot afford it to foot the bill.

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02.10.09

84 CHILDREN DEAD

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A tainted baby-teething syrup containing chemicals used in anti-freeze and brake fluid has killed at least 84 children in Nigeria, health officials there said last Friday, tripling the toll in a wave of infant deaths that began in late November. How does something like this happen and who needs to be punished?

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02.07.09

OBEY THE LAW

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Street artist Shepard Fairey, who has recently been riding a popularity wave from his success with creating the now iconic ‘hope’ image for Barack Obama was arrested Friday night on his way to DJ at a sold out event celebrating his recent exhibit in Boston.

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02.04.09

750 WANNABES

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Close to 750 people showed up to apply for 35 available positions at the Miami Fire Department. Tough times might just be an understatement.

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DASCHLE OUT

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Tom Daschle Withdraws Nomination For HHS Secretary. Obama, ‘I screwed up.’

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COMPUTERTAN

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Get a tan through your computer here.

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02.01.09

DENVER NUM. 1

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A recent survey conducted by the Pew Research Center found that Denver was the top city when Americans were asked about where they would like to live. I keep telling people its a pretty decent life we live out here. Someone must have overheard me.

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