01.29.09

ANTI-LIMBAUGH

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Democrats launched an ‘Anti-Limbaugh‘ petition today after conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh’s recent statements claiming he hoped president Obama would fail. Seriously government people, get to work already. No one cares about the statements of some flake on the radio. Do something about the mess we’re in already and stop f****ing around. What is this, preschool?

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01.28.09

5 DAYS OF DELIVERY

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The U.S. Postal Service is considering canceling a day of delivery, cutting down to only 5 days in order to save money. In later news, stamps soon to be $5 dollars each.

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BLAGO-BS

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Illinois Gov. Rob Blagoje…
Blago…Blagoja…Blagoje…
Blagonagonna work here anymore anyway has been on an all out media blitz that legal analysts are claiming will hurt his stand in court. If he is guilty, throw his ass in jail. Please. Set an example for a change and surprise us all.

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BUSH SCOTT-FREE

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Obama advisers are signaling that there will be little to no plans of bringing neither Bush nor members of his administration up on war crimes charges for their use of torture against terror suspects. Too bad. Someone should.

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GUANTANAMO CLOSING

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It may take a year but Guantanamo will finally be closing. Good riddance but the scar will remain.

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01.22.09

PRES. PORK

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There are a million ways the government is siphoning off your wallet and one of the recent to hit the news is how much the American public pays to support ex-presidents. Prepare for outrage.

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KENNEDY WITHDRAWS

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Caroline Kennedy officially withdraws her bid for Clinton’s seat in the senate for ‘personal reasons’.

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01.18.09

STEVE JOBS CANCER

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Doctor’s are fearing that Apple Founder and CEO Steve Jobs may be suffering from a possible relapse of pancreatic cancer.

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01.14.09

RIOT IN RIGA

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Latvia’s government and oppositional leaders are blaming one another for rioting in the capital city of Riga that has so far left more than 40 people injured in the worst violence since the country split from the U.S.S.R. in 1991.

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01.06.09

DEAR OBAMA

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Dear Obama, Australia is destroying the planet. Signed, N.A.S.A. P.S. WTF?

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GENERIC PLEASE

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A turn to generic medication is beginning to take its toll on the health care industry. It just goes to show, once again, if you want change in this country, spend accordingly.

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01.05.09

TENN SLURRY SPILL

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On Monday morning Dec. 22 around 1:00 am, the earthen retaining wall around this mountain of coal ash failed and approximately 500 million gallons of nasty black coal ash flowed into tributaries of the Tennessee River – the water supply for Chattanooga TN and millions of people living downstream in Alabama, Tennessee and Kentucky. Authorities are now reporting it could be closer to 1 billion gallons.

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12.30.08

KILLER SANTA

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A man dressed as Santa walked into his ex-in-law’s home in Covina, California and ruthlessly murdered 9 people including an 8 year old girl. Awful.

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12.28.08

ISRAELI GROUND ATTACK

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Fears are mounting of a follow-up ground assault by Israeli forces against the Hamas-run Gaza Strip. 307 are already reported dead after the strip was bombed and as many as 1,000 civilians including women and children are reported wounded.

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12.23.08

WHISTLING APE

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Bonnie the ape has taught herself to whistle. All by listening to her keepers.

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I’M A SOMALI PIRATE

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Ever wonder what goes through the mind of those pesky and terrifying pirates? Well read this and find out.

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THE GLOBAL ELITE

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Newsweek breaks down the world’s most powerful people. And some of the people who made the list are…well, a bit of a surprise.

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12.20.08

MADDOFF VIRUS SPREADS

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The results of 50 billion Ponzi schemer Bernie Maddoff’s downright malicious actions are slowly spreading their way through the investment economies including the real-estate sector. The corruption hits just keep on coming. An unregulated economy? Thanks for the brilliant advice Mr. Greenspan.

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