11.16.08

CLUNKER CASH COW

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So here’s the story: A 1963 Pontiac Tempest with no motor and no transmission is put up for sale on Ebay. Asking price is $500. It turns out that it was the fastest car of its time and 1 of only 6 ever made. It sells for over $226,000

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11.13.08

CIRCUIT CITY TANKS

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Circuit City has filed for Chapter 11 while Best Buy warns of sharp cutbacks in what they describe as ‘the most difficult climate’ they have ever seen.

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11.10.08

8 YR OLD KILLER

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Police may charge an 8-year-old in St. Johns, Arizona with premeditated murder in the killing of his father and and a friend after he killed them both with a .22-caliber rifle. What has this world come to?

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11.06.08

CRICHTON DIES AT 66

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Popular and prolific author Michael Crichton passed away yesterday at the age of 66 after a long battle with cancer. His influence on culture and the public psyche was undeniable with stories that gave us Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain and the popular t.v. series ER. His creative contributions will be sorely missed.

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11.05.08

MEDVEDEV CONGRATULATES THEN THREATENS OBAMA

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Months before the inauguration, Russian President Mevedev first congratulated incumbent Obama then issued a direct threat.

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OBAMA ELECTED

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America handed the Bush administration it’s final referendum last night by making history and electing it’s first black president, Barack Obama. It is truly a historical day in the United States of America.

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11.04.08

DUNHAM DIES AT 86

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Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama’s grandmother Madelyn Dunham died at age 86 of cancer Sunday night. It is impossible to imagine what the candidate must be feeling while he faces what may be the most important day of his life. Our heart goes out to the Senator and his family.

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10.28.08

STEVENS GUILTY

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Ted Stevens, the Senate’s longest-serving Republican, was found guilty yesterday on 7 counts of corruption.

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10.27.08

EPIDEXIPTERYX

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A new ‘feathered‘ dinosaur has been discovered.

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10.25.08

I REALLY NEED A MAN

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Woman seeks to raise 3 million dollars to air a superbowl ad announcing her desperate search for a husband. Hell, just give me 3 million dollars and skip the ad.

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COW KILLER LIGHTENING

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A single lightening strike kills 52 cows. Werid. Really really weird.

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10.22.08

JOHN McCAIN ENDORSED BY AL-QAEDA

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The terrorist group, Al-Qaeda is hoping voters will do them a favor and vote McCain to help continue exhausting both the American economy and the military.

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10.21.08

CATS OUT OF THE BAG

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Apparently, the bulk of the lower 48 is now apparently in recession. Who knew?

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10.17.08

POWELL FOR OBAMA

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Colin Powell may publicly endorse President Elect Barack Obama.

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PRESIDENT PALIN

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So what would the White House be like with Sarah Palin as president? Hmm…if only there were some sort of visual aid.

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10.16.08

DICKIPEDIA

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Dickipedia is basically a Wikipedia of…well…dicks, as in you know, dickheads.

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10.15.08

FLAMING SQUIRREL

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Flaming squirrel attempts to destroy California. Its been a long time since I wrote a headline that good.

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10.13.08

WALL STREET SURGE

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The Dow surged to 936 points today. The largest one day gain ever. Hopefully some hard working people got part of their retirement back.

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