10.05.08

O.J. CONVICTED

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O.J. Simpson has been convicted by a jury of kidnapping and robbery.

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09.30.08

COW SUIT ARREST

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Woman wearing cow suit arrested. Please just click the link to see the mugshot. It’s worth it.

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09.27.08

PAUL NEWMAN DEAD

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Actor and advocate Paul Newman died of cancer at his home today. He was a rare figure who used his success to contribute to the greater good and he will be missed.

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MCCAIN+OBAMA=0

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McCain and Obama have had their first debate and as the numbers come in, it is looking more and more like a draw.

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QUEEN TAKES PAWN

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The Queen of England is apparently unhappy with her royal salary and is asking for a raise. Impeccable timing in the middle of a real estate fallout and a credit crunch.

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09.22.08

TWITTER IS PENIS

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They hijack innocent tweets, subject them to our patent pending penisization process by replacing certain words with ‘penis’, and republish it for your entertainment. Just trust me on this one.

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09.19.08

BAILOUT

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Well, it’s official, Bush will have to ask some of his oil croonies to cough up enough cash to prop up what is left of the stock market long enough for him to hand it over to whoever is unlucky enough to have to take up what is left of the Whitehouse. Unbelievable. America has been run into the ground.

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NO MR. SPIELBERG

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So it appears that even the iron-clad giants of the movie industry are feeling the economic pinch now as Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson are given the ‘thumbs down‘ on their most recent massive budget 3d animated feast.

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09.12.08

BEANS HARPOON PALIN

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Is the name given to me by the Sarah Palin baby name generator. Go get yours and a laugh while your at it.

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09.11.08

BLACK HOLE SUN

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Won’t you come. So what would happen if a black hole sucked our planet and everyone and everything we now into it? Well it might go something like this.

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LHC LAUNCH SUCCESS

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Cern has turned on the LHC and so far the world has nut been sucked into another dimension through a black hole.

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09.09.08

FREE LIVE RADIOHEAD

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How does a little free live performance from Radiohead sound. Find out.

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09.08.08

SCIENTOLOGY ON TRIAL

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The Church of Scientology will be tried in French court for Fraud.

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300 BILLION IN TAXES

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Is what the Federal Government will be asking you to pay in taxes to revive Fannie May and Freddie Mac. Add that to the rest of the bill. Maybe we should start taxing all of the corrupt businesses and contracts stemming from war profiteering. Just an idea.

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OBAMA VS O’REILLY

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How did Obama fair against Papa Bear Bill O’Reilly. Well, you be the judge.

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09.04.08

PALIN GENDER CARD

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In my opinion, this is one of the finer segments ever to have aired on the Daily Show.

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08.29.08

McCAIN AND PALIN

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McCain has nominated his running mate for the Republican ticket and I would say it is safe to say that most of us have never heard of Sarah Palin before.

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08.28.08

DUMBER THAN W

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Is McCain really even dumber than George W. Bush? Hmm.

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