08.27.08
To work the sales floor at your local Abercrombie and Fitch. Otherwise you’ll be folding clothes in the stockroom. Who could ever have guessed?
To work the sales floor at your local Abercrombie and Fitch. Otherwise you’ll be folding clothes in the stockroom. Who could ever have guessed?
A lone accountant takes on Big Brother (the IRS) and wins one for the rest of us.
Presidential candidate Barack Obama finally announced who his running mate will be for Vice President. It will be Delaware Senator, Joe Biden.
John Edwards is caught cheating on is wife at quite possibly the worst time ever.
Who knew a dog could swallow a two foot long stick and survive. Makes you think twice about playing fetch.
Tila Tequila has apparently made ammends with God. Does that mean she will go away now? Probably not.
Actor Morgan Freeman was seriously injured in a rollover car accident today near his home in Mississippi.
The controversial Grand Theft Auto game has been pulled from shelves after a teen killed a taxi driver “to see if it was as easy as in the game“.
The first feral child since the 70’s has been found in Florida. It’s the worst case of child neglect ever seen by authorities and the story literally brought tears to my eyes.
Americans drove 9.6 billion miles less in the month of May compared with just a year earlier. It’s about damn time.
A team at Johns Hopkins University has estimated that 55 million Americans have hearing loss, with men, whites and the least-educated being the most affected. The scientists are calling it an epidemic.
Scientists have finally uncovered the mystery of what causes the Northern Lights.
This American beast of an SUV now gets only 12 miles to the gallon and costs $130 or more to fill up. The sad part is there is still a long list of morons who want to buy one. Sad.
A new poll shows that 78% of American workers feel burned out. Add me into that one please.
I never thought I would see this in my lifetime but now I couldn’t be less surprised. The Red Cross is calling for war crimes charges against the U.S.
That’s what Karl Rove has to say and how much respect he has for you, the truth, and the constitution. Most are guessing he will be facing charges of contempt by next week. As well he should.
Bozo the clown died. Man, what a bummer. I loved Bozo the clown.
I guess having your ashes shot out into the fireworks display is one way to have your funeral. It’s creepy as hell but it is one way to do it I guess.