09.23.09

TRADEMARKIA

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Let’s face it, searching the government database for trademarks is like trying to find the Lost Ark of the Covenant in that warehouse from the Indiana Jones movie. That’s why you should use Trademarkia.

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PEOPLE OF WALMART

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I have to start going to Walmart more often just for the entertainment value. It seems like it must be a lot like going to the circus.

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09.21.09

SCIENCE GOES TO POT

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Scientists Find The Gene That Produces THC. Next up, engineered super weed with little to no paranoia.

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09.15.09

SWAYZE DIES AT 57

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Actor Patrick Swayze died at the age of 57 after a long battle with pancreatic cancer yesterday. He was surrounded by his family and loved ones.

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09.14.09

ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DIED

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Writer/rocker/baller/poet, Jim Caroll, most famous for penning ‘The Basketball Diaries’ has passed from a heart attack at the age of 60.

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09.07.09

ALIEN CONTACT ON OCTOBER 14TH, 2008

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According to Australian psychic, Blossom Goodchild and United States-based medium Mike Quinsey who have apparently received simultaneous identical ‘ESP messages’, peaceful aliens are planning on making public contact by parking a large craft over Alabama for 72 hours.

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SPACE SMELLS

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It turns out space has a smell. According to astronauts space has an ozone-like gun powder smell. Hey wait, isn’t that what America smells like?

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08.27.09

TED KENNEDY PASSES

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Senator Ted Kennedy finally succumbed to his battle with brain cancer earlier this week and passed at the age of 77. His service to the public was genuine and his contribution will be sorely missed.

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08.24.09

SHAKE AND BAKE METH

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A new recipe for ‘cooking’ a batch of methamphetamine allows dealers to make the drug on the run and is so simple that it evades strict anti-drug laws.

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MJ DEATH A HOMICIDE

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A Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide. A finding that could bring criminal charges against the doctor that was with the King of Pop when he died.

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08.10.09

BACK IN BLUE

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In a weird and impossible to explain string of events, scientists have somehow recently discovered, and tested that the commonly used food additive FD&C blue dye No. 1 (used in Blue M&Ms and Gatorade) can help speed the healing of spinal injuries. “Violet, you’re turning violet!”

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08.07.09

HUGHES PASSES

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John Hughes, of 80’s movie fame, who directed movies such as The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Planes, Trains & Automobiles, died today of a heart attack. He was only 59 years old.

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08.05.09

JOURNALISTS FREED

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Euna Lee and Laura Ling were brought home to the U.S. early Wednesday morning by former president Clinton. Both women were working as journalists near the border of North Korea when they were taken into custody and sentenced to 12 years hard labor by the North Korean high court.

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08.03.09

SHAKE WEIGHT

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The shake weight could be the right way for you to shape and tone your arms as well as good practice for…

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07.30.09

DENVER SUPREME

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Move to Denver because it is just awesome. Plain and simple.

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HORRIBLE MURDER

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This is quite possibly one of the most horrible news stories to break in a long time. It is literally enough to make you sick. Just awful. Can’t even post details. Lets pray this is an insanity case.

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07.28.09

START A LIE

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Start a lie about bottled water.

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07.26.09

MARS MOON MONOLITH

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Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin stated publicly that there is a monolith of unknown origin on the moon of Mars.

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