Apparently that redneck in Florida who wanted to further embarrass our country by burning copies of the Quran on the anniversary of 9/11 has decided to suspend his so-called demonstration after the media spent the last 5 days wasting the world’s attention by supplying him around the clock coverage allowing him to parade his total pathetic ignorance on the global stage thereby furthering the world view that we are a nation of inbred idiots. Biblical book burnings? What is this? The middle ages? It’s enough to make a sensible person finally stop threatening to move to Canada and just follow through.

written by Christopher