10.13.10

CHICKEN McDISCUSTINGNUTS

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Ever wonder what Chicken McNuggets are made of? Wonder no more. And also never ever eat them again so long as you shall live.

written by Christopher

10.07.10

‘N SYNCED

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Buzzfeed has compiled the top 25 most embarrassing pictures of teen heart throb turned movie start Justin Timberlake. We are betting that there are probably even more embarrassing photos than these. Is this news? No. Is it fun? Yes.

written by Christopher

10.05.10

TAKE MY DRUGS PLEASE

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In a one day nationwide effort the DEA collected more than 121 tons of unused medicine from around the country in an effort to reduce prescription drug abuse. That’s a whole lotta of Viagra.

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09.26.10

CHANGE THE WORLD

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The Positivity Blog has listed the top ten fundamentals posed by Ghandi for changing the world. It’s an inspirational read in a cynical time.

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COLBERT IN DC

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Comedy news host Stephen Colbert recently appeared before a House subcommittee that appeared to play along thereby lending further confirmation to what an absolute joke our government has become. The joke is on us.

written by Christopher

09.21.10

Josh Holland

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Local Denver/Boulder illustrator Josh Holland has updated with a new site and new work. Josh is a very talented illustrator who has worked with both big clients and big agencies. He’s also an amazingly nice person which always makes things go smoother. Keep an eye out for him as he has just gone freelance leaving his last full time position. I have no doubts he is going to get busy fast.

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09.17.10

LEFT HAND ANGER

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A recent study has shown a link between a higher degree of negative emotions with left handed people. Apparently this link is even stronger when the individual is also ambidextrous which explains Changethethought founder Christopher Cox’s frequent bouts of ‘manstration’.

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09.14.10

OILCEAN FLOOR

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Scientists have found a thick layer of oil on the sea floor stretching for miles in all directions thereby proving we are well on our way to destroying yet another ecosystem on our fragile planet. Cheers BP.

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GO GET HIM TIGER

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This is the true story of a man-eating tiger’s ‘vengeance’. Ripped straight from the headlines. Yeah, we dare you not to click.

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09.09.10

QURAN BURNING OFF

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Apparently that redneck in Florida who wanted to further embarrass our country by burning copies of the Quran on the anniversary of 9/11 has decided to suspend his so-called demonstration after the media spent the last 5 days wasting the world’s attention by supplying him around the clock coverage allowing him to parade his total pathetic ignorance on the global stage thereby furthering the world view that we are a nation of inbred idiots. Biblical book burnings? What is this? The middle ages? It’s enough to make a sensible person finally stop threatening to move to Canada and just follow through.

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08.29.10

U.S. WASTED BILLIONS REBUILDING IRAQ

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Reading this headline was a real shocker and the actual news story was even more amazing. How could something like this had happened so obviously for so long and no one did anything to stop it? Hmm. In other super obvious news ‘global warming is real’ and America is officially in a state of total bankruptcy.

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08.13.10

SLATER JUMPS

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The latest bit of mindless news sweeping the U.S. is the raucous affair of flight attendant Steven Slater who after deciding he’d had enough of crappy passengers flying on the crappy airline he worked for (Jet Blue) quit by deploying the emergency chute grabbing a brewski or two and jumping ship. Ah America. So many important things happening in the world and this just is not one of them.

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REMEMBERING HARVEY

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Writer S. I. Rosenbaum remembers the recently past Harvey Pekar for Obit Magazine. He might be gone but he will not be forgotten by the art community.

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08.10.10

IGET LAID

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A new statistical survey has indicated that iPhone users get laid more than other smart phone users. Maybe it’s worth 600 bucks after all.

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07.19.10

BLOG BLACKOUT

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Over 73,000 blogs hosted by the WordPress blogging platform Blogetery.com were shut down last week by Blogetery’s web hosting company BurstNet. Yeah, it scared me too. WTF? Keep your damn-dirty-hands off of our internet you scumbags. It belongs to the public.

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07.16.10

PAKISTAN SO HORNY

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Who knew that in a country like Pakistan, largely known for strict religious piety and conservatism, people were typing things like ‘bestiality’ into their search bar more than any other country on the planet. I bet God knew.

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07.13.10

MELTDOWN GIBSON

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In one of the grandest and saddest celebrity meltdowns in showbiz history actor Mel Gibson arguably loses his sanity in a series of recordings made by his now ex-girlfriend and mother of his baby daughter. Do we need more evidence that our money-worshiping celebrity focus sidetracked society is totally off the rails? This is what we look up to? Sadder than there are words to describe for all parties involved. Someone get him and her help.

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07.11.10

SPAIN TAKES THE CUP

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Spain gained their first star in the World Cup after clinching a victory in the final long and ugly match against the Netherlands.

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